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Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certi...

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These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far… NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But s...

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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down… and that’s when you realize… you have bee...

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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced t...

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	Cops with a Sense of Humor (Preview) Who says cops don't have a sense of humor? The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the country. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certi...	ADMIN	0	1001	Mar 25, 2011 by ADMIN
	Actual McDonald’s Application For Employment (Preview) These are actual answers on a McDonald’s application submitted by a 17 year old kid someplace in Florida. They actually hired him too. I think this kid’s gonna go far… NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But s...	ADMIN	0	647	Feb 2, 2009 by ADMIN
	Fart To The Beat (Preview) You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down… and that’s when you realize… you have bee...	ADMIN	0	504	Feb 2, 2009 by ADMIN
	Dictionary for women (Preview) Argument (argyoument) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (erhed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (barbi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced t...	ADMIN	0	508	Feb 2, 2009 by ADMIN
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